<p><span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 128);"><strong><span style="font-size: medium;">i'm here now, and what does it show?</span></strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: medium;">-- God</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: medium;">The day began like any other day. I got up, far too early, and felt like the abominable snow man, minus the snow. I wiped the gravel from my eyes, cursed the sandman under my breath and wondered why I was still blind on the right eye. Descending the stairs proved as challenging as scaling Mount Everest would be for a shaven no-toed sloth, and that askew thought got me recalling Madd Worms and his toe theory, as he feels they are becoming defunct as evilution [sick] advances; I say dissolve the Fucker in bad Italian red wine and count your blessings, though in all likelihood, you have none, at least less than the sloth has toes. The Fucker is evolution, in case that wasn't clear, which I doubt it was, as few things are at such an early hour.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: medium;">So I fumbled around in that disgusting morning state that begins to befall us at age 18, becoming worse by the year, until at 30 we wonder if Death will be worse than this. By 35 we will have crossed the abyss of any and every measure, ranging from health freak binges to utter hedonism, depending upon our state of mind, and by 40 we will be convinced whatever path we chose was the righteous one, as we will no longer recall what it felt like to feel fresh as a god damn daisy, though most of them I see are in a miserable state. But, hell yeah, as they say. Or heaven no. Or heaven is waiting and let's burst into ancient tacky 80's indie numbers, maybe that will make future mornings more bearable. Worth a try, at least.</span></strong></p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/foAxh5N6CBw&hl=de_DE&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed width="425" height="344" src="flash-gone-2" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>